How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
