What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
What do you get when you cast a large boulder into the ocean? a clear view.
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.