What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
Why do you have a VA account?
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
