How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
It's a thing for them. I'm glad it made you smile 😊
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
