Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.