I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
Not really. But I’m trying to get better at it so I feel like I’m improving at something
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.