I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
