What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
I'm not a sniper, i'm just a shot with a longbow.
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
How i met your father: the short version
No, but I'm definitely interested.
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.