I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.