What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
