Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
Why do you have a VA account?
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
What does a perverted frog say? no, why?
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah