What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
Not really. But I’m trying to get better at it so I feel like I’m improving at something
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.