I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
How does a pirate greet each other? cruz
How do you make a horny american? shoot him in the middle of his face.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
