I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
So a baby seal walks into a club... ...
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.