What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
What do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasaurass
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.