How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
