What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
What do you call a cow with no legs? a cow.