My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.
What does a perverted frog say? no, why?
