No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
What is a redditors favorite music album? r/redditsunes!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
