I have the breath of life...and a penis
Iām a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
I'm not your friend, buddy.
