I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
So a baby seal walks into a club... ...
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
