How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? a milk dud!
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.