Why do you have a VA account?
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
No, but I'm definitely interested.
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
I'm not a sniper, i'm just a shot with a longbow.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
