I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
I'm a great listener. ~ people i don't like talking to.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
No, but it's not wrong to be wrong.
I would like to see this! *IMPORTANT UPDATE*
Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose