Tag: story time
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
I'm not your friend, buddy.