Tag: stir fry
Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
How i met your father: the short version
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
No idea, but I’m sure the waffle flavor was great!
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.