What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? a milk dud!
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
I'm going to give it a go. Why do you have to ruin it for me?
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.