How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
