What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.