Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.