If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
So i was in a restaurant on the weekends... and i just ordered the wwii remote
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
I would like to see this! *IMPORTANT UPDATE*
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
Why do you have a VA account?
How i met your father: the short version
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
