What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
Why should you never trust atoms? they make up everything.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
