Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? I’m all eyes on you.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
Why do you have a VA account?
How do you make a horny american? shoot him in the middle of his face.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
Upvote my tweets! they say i'm being sarcastic! you say that, i say that, and we fight!