I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? I’m all eyes on you.
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!