What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
Not really. But I’m trying to get better at it so I feel like I’m improving at something
I love a good haiku :D
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
I like my women like i like my whiskey... ...locked down in my basement
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.