What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
