Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
