What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
