What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasaurass
