I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
I was wondering what song - please tell me
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
