How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
I was wondering what song - please tell me
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
