What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
Like my field or something?
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
