Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
What do you call a mexican that lost his car? carlos
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.