I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
How do you make a dead baby float? fuck it.
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
