I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? Iām all eyes on you.
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
What kind of shoe does a skeleton wear? sneakers
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
