How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls