Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
I love a good haiku :D
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
I like my women like i like my whiskey... ...locked down in my basement
