Tag: return on investment
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
What do you get when you cast a large boulder into the ocean? a clear view.
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
Why should you never trust atoms? they make up everything.
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
I love a good haiku :D