How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
