What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
